Different “Horts” for Different Sports?

We’re all familiar with the phrase: “Different strokes for different folks.” But how’s this for a Delta 9 original? “Different ‘horts’ for different sports”, with “hort” being horticultural experience—where the variety of cannabis you consume depends on the sport you’re watching.
After all, different sports have a different cadence. Football has explosive action; baseball is watch and anticipate....